
I’m guessing even if you’ve never seen the show “Jon and Kate Plus 8” about a suburban Pennsylvania couple raising 1 set of twins and one set of sextuplets, you still have a pretty decent idea of what’s going on in the lives of the Gosselein’s these days, because the media just can’t seem to get enough of the story.
It’s got everything you could ever want, right? Rumor…innuendo…..financial impropriety……scandal…infidelity….divorce…. It’s like every titillating detail of 21st Century America all wrapped in 1 story! The only thing it’s missing is an appearance from Lindsey Lohan.
I walked past a TV in my house this weekend and saw a Jon and Kate story on CNN of all places! CNN- the World Leader in News, mind you! I gotta say, if this is what passes for news these days, I’m really worried about the future!
In the very brief moment I walked past the TV I noticed one quick camera shot that absolutely AMAZED me….Kate Gosselin walks out of a building, a crowd is gathered for who knows what reason, and before she hits the sidewalk, people start shoving pieces of paper in her face for her AUTOGRAPH!
What the?
Putting aside the general silliness of placing a value on someone’s signature in the first place, what in the WORLD has this woman ever done to warrant being autograph worthy?
Lessee….Kate Gosselin has 8 kids. Ok…my mother in law had TEN kids. No one ever asked for her autograph.
Kate Gosselin’s estranged husband is a world-class putz and they’re probably getting a divorce. OK…that’s sad….but 50% of all marriages in this country end in divorce and most men are putzes in one way shape or form, so nothing unique there.
Kate Gosselin, from what I can tell, has a rotating crop of hair-dos that look like they were administered by a dyslexic 6 year old who was playing around with some pinking shears after a 2 week sugar bender. If that’s all it takes to be autograph worthy I could find a half dozen folks at my local grocery store with hair-dos equally unusual.
So what is it that’s so remarkable, and compelling and interesting about Kate Gosselin that would EVER compel someone to ask for her autograph?
Oh…that’s right. She’s on TV. That’s it.
Back in 1968, Andy Warhol said “In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes”.
I can’t help but feeling that somewhere in the great beyond…. at this very moment, old Andy is laughing HYSTERICALLY at us right about now.